Winning at chess feels good. When your oh so clever strategy plays out beautifully, thereby bringing about the destruction of your opponent's dreams, it's orgasmic! But what's even better than that? Dominating the same person twice in a row. How does it feel Doug? One would've expected you to learn from your mistakes in the first game, but your second was even more pitiful. I almost felt sorry killing your queen with a pawn, almost. I think maybe next time we play, I'll give you some kid of handicap or something. Perhaps I could start with only a pawn, and you could have 10 queens. It might be about even then. Who knows? Regardless, I hope that your appetite for pain is not yet sated; I still have a hankering for some chess.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
I've studied all your moves, baby!
Winning at chess feels good. When your oh so clever strategy plays out beautifully, thereby bringing about the destruction of your opponent's dreams, it's orgasmic! But what's even better than that? Dominating the same person twice in a row. How does it feel Doug? One would've expected you to learn from your mistakes in the first game, but your second was even more pitiful. I almost felt sorry killing your queen with a pawn, almost. I think maybe next time we play, I'll give you some kid of handicap or something. Perhaps I could start with only a pawn, and you could have 10 queens. It might be about even then. Who knows? Regardless, I hope that your appetite for pain is not yet sated; I still have a hankering for some chess.
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That picture.
Is priceless.
Checkmate, indeed.
You have even beaten me at my own trade... art!
You almost look cooler than me, but I have a super human ability at that.
Yes we must wage war again! next time I won't play the role of france.
france doug? there's your problem
you have to be america
we're 10 and 1
(well, 1ish now, but you get the picture)
hahaha, i like how in your categories, domination is listed. maybe you need a challenge. maybe you need a new challenger. . . appears is ME!
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