When I'm working, I have to ask each customer for their phone number and then their first name. I ask hundreds of people every time that I work, but some douche the other day managed to piss me off with a two word reply when I asked his name. I asked, "Name?" and the guy replied, "Still Bill." Fuck you, Bill! Am I supposed to remember you for some reason? Are you that special that I should remember you out of every douchebag that rents from me? I know that your first most likely hasn't changed since you last rented, so fuck off with your attitude. What a waste of life. Fucking Bill, he's probably annoyed that I didn't remember his phone number too. I wish I could've kicked him in the throat.
Since Obama got elected, one thing has been annoying me. All kind of media folks have been referring to how every event is "an historic" event. Why the hell are they using "an"? The word "historic" starts with a consonant sound. The purpose of "an" is so you don't have two vowel sounds in a row when referring to a something. Do they think that it sounds fancier, or that they sound somehow more intelligent than rocks by saying it? It makes me die a little inside every time I hear it uttered. Maybe they think the 'h' is silent... I don't know.
Something that made me happy for a change, was the awesome story of a 9 year old boy saving a girl from a pitbull. It's not the fact that he saved her that's great, it's how he did it. He put it in a goddamn choke hold! I just imagine this kid as a young Doug, choking the shit out of everything. I'd pay money to see a kid choke something out like that, especially a ravenous dog. I also wish I could've seen Doug choke out Bob Dylan guy.
Back to hating things. The word "hack" is getting used way too much. People talking about "lifehacks", and how to hack your shoes, books, and this and that. No! You hack computers, networks, electronics and that's it. And noteverything done to those few things is hacking. Most of the dumb crap people post are just simple modifications. The term "lifehack" is probably the most annoying out of the whole deal. You're hacking your life? What are you assholes talking about? Any idea that seems even remotely clever is now called some kind of hack, and I can't stand it. I'm just waiting for the day when someone actually uses it in a conversation with me and my heart explodes with anger.
